Friday, September 17, 2010

Bringing Sexy Back

So the man got home yesterday. Gave him a meal then gave him me. He didn't notice the house at all. Am I good or what? He's pretty tired and the dog is all weirded out but they will straighten out in a couple days. I'm ok too. I've doubled up on my meds and he made me a Bloody Mary so all is right in my world.

Beware - Run-on sentence ahead! Why is it that whenever you put a coffee cup or anything else with a handle in the microwave, no matter which way you put it in, no matter what the minutes are set at or whether or not you interrupt the cycle, that when you open the door, the handle is always, I mean always facing away from you?

And another thing,......Why is it that when I go to buy a bra, they all say minimiser? Really? My boobs are not a danger to anyone and I know women even buy bigger boobs so,....why in hell would anyone seek to minimise them? Oh, I get the reductions due to back pain and stuff but really? A good sports bra would smash 'em if for some reason you wanted to do that.

7 comments:

The Bipolar Diva said...

I hate those minimizer bras! I paid for these 36E's and I do not want them all squished up!esset

the walking man said...

I have no need for banana hammock minimizer. Glad you got laid and a drink after wards. You know if you save your take out coffee cups the handle will never point away from you when you open the microwave door.

Vic said...

i CAN NEVER FIND THE PERFECT BRA....UGHHHH! AND I NEVER NOTICED BUT WHEN I PUT MY TEA IN THE MICROWAVE I'LL BE SURE TO PAY ATTENTION TO THE DAMN HANDLE...LOL:)

Confessions of a Closet Hoarder but you can call me Judy said...

But minimizers have their place...or at least they keep *them* in their place instead of allowing them to hang under the armpits.

Shen said...

I'm with you on the bra...

Glad the homecoming went well. :-) careful about the doubling up on meds. I've been there done that and it is not always a desirable affect when all is said and done.

Of course, you already know that.

SoccerMom said...

hmmmmm since I have none, I guess I am in no need of any "minimizer" anything. lol


AS for the microwave, I think it is out to get you.

Glad to hear the homecoming went well. Has to be better than my sex life was this last weekend.

Some one just shoot me now!

Coffeypot said...

I fixed the coffee cup thing by buying a 'one cupper'. I always have fresh coffee and the cup stays right where I put it. As for the minimize, I am very good at that...just saying...

Did you need the Bloody Mary because of sex or BECAUSE of sex?