Bringing Sexy Back

So the man got home yesterday. Gave him a meal then gave him me. He didn't notice the house at all. Am I good or what? He's pretty tired and the dog is all weirded out but they will straighten out in a couple days. I'm ok too. I've doubled up on my meds and he made me a Bloody Mary so all is right in my world.

Beware - Run-on sentence ahead! Why is it that whenever you put a coffee cup or anything else with a handle in the microwave, no matter which way you put it in, no matter what the minutes are set at or whether or not you interrupt the cycle, that when you open the door, the handle is always, I mean always facing away from you?

And another thing,......Why is it that when I go to buy a bra, they all say minimiser? Really? My boobs are not a danger to anyone and I know women even buy bigger boobs so,....why in hell would anyone seek to minimise them? Oh, I get the reductions due to back pain and stuff but really? A good sports bra would smash 'em if for some reason you wanted to do that.