Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Sleep over!

My 15 yr. old grandson knew I was coming over today so he called last night to ask me if I wanted to sleep over. (at mom's suggesting, I'm sure.) I'm here. There're at school. I'll be here when they get home. In the mean time, my daughter and I will go shopping. WeeHee! I will be in deep shit when my man sees the credit card bill but I decided to buy a couple pairs of boyfriend jeans since I am looking for a boyfriend, er,...no. I mean,....shit! I'm always saying the wrong things. Anyway, man is coming home early and I need to make an energency clean sweep of the house. All surfaces full of crap. I suck at this housewife thing. You'd think after 3 marraiges I would get that part figured out. But I snag them with sex. Then they are like,...."what the fuck, that's all you do well?" It gets me through for several years tho. I am also a good listener, intelligent, empathetic and have good insight. Love ya!

12 comments:

Jimmy said...

Sleepover with your Grandson and Daughter sounds like a blast, enjoy your time with them and make some memories you all can laugh about later on.

In the Pink said...

LOL! You crack me up!

Vic said...

I wanna sleep over too:) can i come! have a bowl of popcorn for me!

peedee said...

lmao. "I snag 'em with sex". oh girl, that had me laughing out loud, spittin water.

And The Gap does make boyfriend jeans. just sayin. ;)

Joe Cap said...

Gettin' in line for the sleepover.

Coffeypot said...

Snag Sex is good. But I really like your other qualifications better. They will be there when the sex is gone.

Confessions of a Closet Hoarder but you can call me Judy said...

How fun! Enjoy your sleep over! :)

the walking man said...

If the clutter bothers him enough he will clean it up if not then let it be.

for a different kind of girl said...

I need a couple new pair of jeans. Maybe I need to shop at the same store! Ha!

WhisperingWriter said...

It's okay, I'm not the best at the housewife crap either. Some days I'm all, "What do you mean I have to clean again?"

Linda Medrano said...

Darling, fuck 'em if they can't take a joke (or a dirty house). Whatever.

SoccerMom said...

I knew that was what I liked about you.
1) youve been married 3 times
and
2) you hold sex right up there at the top of important shit, where it should be.

screw the cleanup, just be waiting naked (with cool whip on) and that should do the trick.