Thanks for all the comments. Makes me feel warm inside.
JOE C.-I always plan to do the housewife thing and fail miserably.
COFFEY-Yep! Just me talkin' to God.
You all know I didn't get up anywhere near 9:00. Let sleeping dogs lay, I always say. Mopped the pop off the ceiling. See,...I feel that in everyone else's life, that would be champagne. And since I did that, now I have to wash the whole fucking ceiling. At least I mowed. Now that my son and his family have moved to Vegas, my ex is taking over my daughters kids. He lives nearby and even tho he and his wife just filed bankruptcy, he somehow has all this money to take the kids everywhere. He used to be the Disneyland Dad and now he is the Disneyland Grandpa. That's ok. I still have um I uh, well I have the hummingbirds until sometime in Oct. when they migrate. Then in a couple months we will have enough snow that I can make a snowman to play with. I will name him Fred. I know. "Grandma, you're weird."
My man kinda OD'd on his medicine this am. He called me, sounding like shit. Turns out that when he took his pills this morning, he also took his pill that you are supposed to put IN your inhaler. Can't think of it right this minute, but he accidentally swallowed it instead of using it in his inhaler. I called my pharmacy and then called husband back. Told him he would have altered mental state (now just how would you tell in someone like him anyway?), Constipation, stomach ache and a plethora of other things. He was definitely messed up, that's for sure.