Saturday, September 11, 2010

What's left for me?

Thanks for all the comments. Makes me feel warm inside.

JOE C.-I always plan to do the housewife thing and fail miserably.
COFFEY-Yep! Just me talkin' to God.

You all know I didn't get up anywhere near 9:00. Let sleeping dogs lay, I always say. Mopped the pop off the ceiling. See,...I feel that in everyone else's life, that would be champagne. And since I did that, now I have to wash the whole fucking ceiling. At least I mowed. Now that my son and his family have moved to Vegas, my ex is taking over my daughters kids. He lives nearby and even tho he and his wife just filed bankruptcy, he somehow has all this money to take the kids everywhere. He used to be the Disneyland Dad and now he is the Disneyland Grandpa. That's ok. I still have um I uh, well I have the hummingbirds until sometime in Oct. when they migrate. Then in a couple months we will have enough snow that I can make a snowman to play with. I will name him Fred. I know. "Grandma, you're weird."

My man kinda OD'd on his medicine this am. He called me, sounding like shit. Turns out that when he took his pills this morning, he also took his pill that you are supposed to put IN your inhaler. Can't think of it right this minute, but he accidentally swallowed it instead of using it in his inhaler. I called my pharmacy and then called husband back. Told him he would have altered mental state (now just how would you tell in someone like him anyway?), Constipation, stomach ache and a plethora of other things. He was definitely messed up, that's for sure.

10 comments:

Coffeypot said...

You should have told him he had about 30 min to live and ask were the insurance police and the will is...then hang up.

The Queen said...

coffeypot, you are on a roll this week. You're comments are cracking me up.. but I agree with you...

Joe Cap said...

I agree, Queen. I can't compete with such perfection.

singedwingangel said...

lmbo@ coffeey pot and wanna kick exes butt for ya..

Shrinky said...

oooh, just peeked in to the back posts I've missed, you sure do seem to have much on your plate family-wise (hugs). Ever thought of emigrating? I have a nice cosy shed going free..

Shen said...

Enjoy the hummingbirds while you can. Somehow something else always seems to show up when something leaves...
sucks about the meds. I have accidentally taken my morning meds at night and viceversa. Not good if I actually want to sleep in the night and be awake in the day.

ah well.

the walking man said...

Except for the side effects we all could use an altered mental state.

Helene said...

Coffeypot's comment has me cracking up...that would've been an awesome way to respond! I'll bet that'll be the last time your hubby forget to put the pill in the inhaler...or not, depending on how his altered state of mind experience was.

Linda Medrano said...

I always wondered why they wrote "take one pill orally once a day" on prescriptions. I wondered where else they thought I might put the pill. Now, uh, I understand better.

solecleansing66 said...

I love how honest you are! I missed reading your post!