Tuesday, February 28, 2012

The devil made me do it!

First of all, no more bitching about Hunter.  We had a real good talk and he feels it is satan getting to me.  Oh, and also my therapy.  So yeah.  Now I have a reason.
Second.  I have this desktop computer and a new laptop and a digital camera.  I will no longer ask for help nor will I in any way declare my ignorance.  It's not me.  It's the devil.  Everything is great!  In fact, I am now writing code!  What?  Oh.  The blanks and comment problems and stuff and blinking lights?  Yup.  Right again.  satan.  As for the camera?  I understand it completely but won't be posting any pictures because I don't have time.  You see.....I now take photographs for 3 major magazines.  Yeah, there's a copyright issue.  And just in case none of the above is true......it's not my fault.  Pitch fork.  horns.  red and evil looking.  That's right.....it's  Hunter  SATAN!

4 comments:

Ms. A said...

I can believe that! (and we know his name)

angel shrout said...

Ummm wait what if it is Satan making Hunter do what he does to drive you insane?? did that thought ever cross his mind?? Why does it always have to be US?? Grrrr..

My name WAS Female, I shit you not! said...

Oh yeah I get it!!!!
Hubby #1 use to ask me who put ideas in my head ...when I tried to assert myself.
Got put on...the defensive , did you? It's like women don't have a brain in their head....
sooooooooooooo they think.
WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!
(((hugs)))Pat

Just Two Chicks said...

Haha... I was feeling so jealous for someone else having so much to do, and me absolutely nothing!! :)