Friday, January 20, 2012

1 degree of separation.....

between me and a snowman!  A popsicle.  My therapist told me to have a pajama day tomorrow as did my 89 year old neighbor even though you know damn well that she'll be out there doing whatever even if for a short amount of time.  I want to be her when I grow up.  Or, Hey!  Betty White!
You know what word you never hear anymore?  Hyman.  Hymen?  Well I have apparently confused the hell out of spell check.  You know which one I mean.  Is it cuz it has been so long since I had one?  Maybe it's "Hi man!"   So now I am thinking hyena.  Not tired or drunk.  Kinda freestyling it tonight I guess.  "Roll with me baby."  And so, when it snows, I will blow it....ya know, I've been wanting to get this off my chest for awhile now.  BJ?  Wrong choice of words.  It's sucking, not blowing.
I will need to have one of the neighbor guys start the snowblower for me as I have never used this new one.  Maybe I can get it going.  It takes regular gas and is electric start so if I can find where the gas goes and where the plug goes,.....

5 comments:

Ms. A said...

What have you been smoking? You're definitely on a roll! (perhaps you need to roll one for me)

Confessions of a Closet Hoarder but you can call me Judy said...

For a minute, I thought it said, "1 degree of desperation...."

Hope you had a nice warm cup of hot chocolate while taking a pajama day.

With marshmallows. :)

Gnetch said...

"BJ? Wrong choice of words. It's sucking, not blowing."

Hahaha! Good point!

Momma Fargo said...

I'm so jealous you live next to Betty White.sigh

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