Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Deck the halls with boo-giz of holly...

I haven't had much time to post as we are busy getting ready for Christmas by......cleaning the gutters?  Well, I guess it's as good a way as any to finish up another fucked up year.
Will have to get the snow shovels out to hold over our heads to keep the rain off.
Still need to wrap a beautiful red ribbon  around my neck and pull it tight.
Gotta bake some....oh that's right.  Hunter is using the oven daily to make venison what a jerk jerky.
Hunter's been helping me clean by getting rid of a box I'd asked hunter to save for me.  Now I am on Santa's naughty list for hauling it out of the trash cart.  But talk about hiding gifts.....I saw about 6 beautiful birch logs in the garage and asked Hunter about them.  (silly me, thinking we could make bird/suet feeders out of them.)  Oh. He got those for a friend of the taxidermist. She lives in a very wealthy community. What??????  Perhaps it is a Secret Santa thing.
Oh shoot!  I forgot that I still have to wrap my car around  tree!  I'd do that tomorrow but Hunter made plans to go to eat with his cousin and her hubby and told them I was  the designated drive since I really don't drink very often.  Then he told me about these plans.
I'd sing carols but the only one I can think of is, "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer.
I try to listen to the Christian radio station (K-Love) but for some reason it must hurt Hunter's ears cuz he makes a weird noise and turns it almost all the way down.
At least I know what I will be wearing Christmas day even though we won't be seeing anyone.  Red eyeshadow.  Green lipstick.  And a candy cane sticking out of my ass. 
Hoppity Hop-Hop.  Hoppity Hop-Hop, look at Frosty go......

8 comments:

Ms. A said...

Well, I guess that answers my question on how you are doing! I still swear we must be related. The only difference would be, if I had a "Hunter" I would have killed him long ago!

Just Plain Tired said...

I honestly don't know what to say, especially after reading what your planned attire is for Christmas. ;)

That corgi :) said...

I have to say though if you are going as a designated driver, at least he realizes he might need one and for safety sake, that is a good thing. Keep playing that K-Love, no matter what!

hope the day is a restful one

betty

Sairs said...

I don't really know what to say here but just lending you an ear :)
*hugs*
Sarah

Kitty Moore said...

You are remarkably patient...and incredibly funny!

Coffeypot said...

About that candy cane...

sybil law said...

We recently cleaned the gutters here, too. I'm pissed because it should be too COLD to do that this time of year. Where is my snow?! It doesn't feel like Christmas!
Hope you get everything sorted out and have fun at the party. :)

The Bipolar Diva said...

ok, picture of the outfit! ;)