Saturday, December 24, 2011

Blunk Drogging.

Hey Teri!  On my home page it showed on TNT there was a movie called "A Diva's Christmas."  I actually thought it was you or about you or from you.  I mean, that was a brief but instantaneous thought.  But so, we were smart to go to church before the party cuz if we went after I would have been clapping and jumping around on the pews and singing with the choir and the hell, I probably would have interrupted the sermon.  And we don't even go to that kind of church!  It all started with a shot of Whiskey followed by champagne and more and I had one of those bottomless glasses and it was so fun and I am staying up 'till the fun leaves my system cuz we have church in the morning and will be picking up our poinsettias after and boy, 'dem boyz shur got on edukayshun tonite! It's their own fault for sitting at the girls table.  Actually, the one boy cousin wants to knock boots with the other girl cousin or maybe her sister too and  I am all for family and stuff but.....eeewwww!  Did I tell you about the time my son was hitting on his cousin?  I set him straight.  Or maybe,..is that something virgin boys do?  So tomorrow we are having half a turkey breast.  Um,....so is that half of one boob or one breast?  It'll be just Hunter and me.  I bought him a frying pan for Christmas. I know - shut it!!!  If he's good, he gets it as a gift and if he's a jerk, he gets it slammed down on is head.  Huh?  Oh yeah, no, I just go side tracked.  I see the word location on the bottom right of this piece of paper and clicked on it cuz I wasn't sure where I was but I'm back now and all I can remember is the word Venezuela.  But I doubt I am that. Isn't that where they wear that hat made of fruit and sing that son about I'm a Chiquita banananana  and I' here to stay.  Where's Waldo?  Personally,  I think he's with Matt Lauer.  In Texas with those Lady Hog Hunters.  You know....the girls with the huge girls.  Hey!  See what I did there with the word girls.  Look what else I can do - ////////////  How cool is that? Hunter and I have so much in common.  All he cares about is hunting and........I let him.  Or wait.  I don't think that's right.  K.  I'm goin to read all about it on all ya alls blogs and it better be good.

HAVE A WONDERFUL CHRISTMAS AND REMEMBER THE REASON FOR THE SEASON!  BLESSINGS TO ONE AND ALL.

10 comments:

On My Soapbox said...

Happy celebrating and Happy Hangover! ;-)

Suz said...

Merry Christmas to you!

Coffeypot said...

I bet Hunter gets it up side his head before he gets it as a present. Regardless, I hope you have a good Christmas and when you go to church, tell God I said hi.

Gnetch said...

Hahaha! That's probably what virgin boys do!!

Merry Christmas!!!! And that frying pan was a good idea!

Ms. A said...

Merry Christmas to you! Mine's over and I'm thrilled and I'm not even drinking.

Sairs said...

Merry Christmas, I hope you have/had a lovely day!
*hugs*
Sarah

klahanie said...

Dear middle child,
Aha and the title of your posting indicates you have got your 'metters lixed'...
Of course, in regards to the fying pan, the next 'important' thought I have is if it's a 'non-stick' variety.
I do so hope you had a semblance of a decent 'Boxing Day Eve' aka Christmas. Me thinks your sense of humour (humor) has gotten you through some trying times.
And thank you for your comment on my latest posting. Very much appreciated.
In peace and hope, your way,
Gary

Snowbrush said...

Somebody needs to go get Teri because she would love this. I guess I'll volunteer.

Impulsive Addict said...

This is a bit late....sorry...but I hope your Christmas was great! I've been a blogging slacker lately.

The Bipolar Diva said...

Oh we had a Diva's Christmas...that's for sure. So funny you thought of me...lol
And after the whiskey and champagne next time come have pineapple infused Patron with me!