Tuesday, October 4, 2011

New information about marriage.

I learned so much today.  First of all, know that your husband is superior to you.  Thick-headed women like me actually have to be told that out loud.  Thank God Hunter told me that this morning because it will help me soooo much.  I am not to ask questions, however innocuous.  I now realize that what I perceive as idiocy is really knowledge beyond my understanding.  That's right!  Like when I say something.... it is nothing but when he then utters my exact words as his own.....it's so enlightening!  My job is to feign interest in all he says.  His conversations are always about hunting or his hunting buddies or neighborhood gossip.  This is where I can learn much.  I am not to comment on this, merely listen.  I think I am s'posd to throw in the occasional "Oh." or"Wow!"

I'm over it, but sometimes I just gotta get it out.  BTW - this all started because of a van with a Vietnam sticker on the back window and a license plate that said:   4  1  sign.

9 comments:

Ms. A said...

That's a bunch of bunk! No wonder you need to vent! That's not a marriage, it's a dictatorship!

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Coffeypot said...

Have you ever just turned to him as said, 'You are so fucking boring.'?

Rob-bear said...

This is just so enlightening, for a Bear. Your humans are just so fascinating. And strange.
On the other hand, we Bears keep the rules simple. Eat lots. Take charge when challenged by another male. There's a third one, but it's kind of, well, um, "delicate," for a family-rated blog.

Singedwingangel said...

I would so like to get in a room alone with Hunter and show him reality.. ahem.. submission requires the woman has a man who is worthy of submitting to.. thus far he ain't it. grrrr...

Kristy said...

I had to laugh. It sounds like a 50's manual how to take care of your man.

ADoC said...

Ditto Coffeypot!

Linda Medrano said...

Child, I told you before and I'll tell you again. Rat poison. Nice batch of almond scented cookies for dear Hunter.

KittyCat said...

Thank goodness I wear the pants in my houshold
that shit wouldn't fly with me
but then again it could be part of why
my marriage is a freakin mess