Sunday, July 10, 2011

The keyboard is wet.

So I can't post.  Can I interest anyone in some humidity?  Not only will I share,..but I will let you have it all.  Yeah,  I am a giver. 
The last 3 times I've had a garage sale, I swore I would never do it again.  Well guess what I'm stupidly doing Labor Day weekend?  I know, right?  I must get rid of this crap.  I am Hoarders without the dead animals, rotten food, poopy diapers and all those gross things.  Let's just say I am a collector.  No, not string or rubberbands or belly button lint.  I mean books and purses and shoes and coats and jewelry and crystal and plates and dishes and antiques and knicknacks like Lenox and Goebel and shiny things and Christmas stuff and these awesome Indian/Eskimo collector dolls and stieff bears and perfume and make-up and...I will just have  to close my eyes and toss the stuff in boxes and let it all go.  Well, I mean,....I am keeping the purses and the jewelry and the coats and most of the shoes and stuff.

9 comments:

Dazee Dreamer said...

haha. I keep looking in my closet at shoes I haven't worn in ages, thinking I need to box them up and send them somewhere.

I lol'd with you are a hoarder without all the animals and shit. god, you crack me up.

Ms. A said...

Watched SEVERAL episodes of Hoarders last night, just to make me feel better that my stuff stays more hidden than theirs. My daughter has promised me she will toss it after I'm dead and save me the anguish of having to part with it.

Coffeypot said...

Our house looks like and explosion right now because we emptied the storage bin and planning on a yard sell in a couple of weeks. I have seen stuff I haven't needed or even remembered having in over three years. Good luck with yours. And keep the money for yourself and the hunter away from it.

R. Jacob said...

passing by and saying hi!

Copyboy said...

I hear you...I find a reason to keep everything. My apartment is bursting at the seems.

Linda Medrano said...

Keep the shoes too, Kitten. Shoes make the world go round.

sarah said...

I'll pass on that humidity....we've got tons of the stuff...and you had me cracking up about your needing to get rid of stuff..too funny....stay sane...and cool

Snowbrush said...

Just don't marry someone like I who is a compulsive get-rid-of'er, and you'll do okay.

Lemons Don't Make Lemonade said...

Okay, so this is probably really inappropriate, but when I read "my keyboard is wet," I immediately thought of something dirty.