The keyboard is wet.

So I can't post.  Can I interest anyone in some humidity?  Not only will I share,..but I will let you have it all.  Yeah,  I am a giver. 
The last 3 times I've had a garage sale, I swore I would never do it again.  Well guess what I'm stupidly doing Labor Day weekend?  I know, right?  I must get rid of this crap.  I am Hoarders without the dead animals, rotten food, poopy diapers and all those gross things.  Let's just say I am a collector.  No, not string or rubberbands or belly button lint.  I mean books and purses and shoes and coats and jewelry and crystal and plates and dishes and antiques and knicknacks like Lenox and Goebel and shiny things and Christmas stuff and these awesome Indian/Eskimo collector dolls and stieff bears and perfume and make-up and...I will just have  to close my eyes and toss the stuff in boxes and let it all go.  Well, I mean,....I am keeping the purses and the jewelry and the coats and most of the shoes and stuff.