Fake it 'till you make it. It's not even noon yet? You don't know me. Chain me up. I'm watching Lifetime movies and crying. All I'm thinking about is going back to bed. I can't be like other women. It's taken me 2 hours to do dishes? Really? I thought it said snow-drizzle. I want a baby so I can nurse. I'm hot. I'm not gonna like summer. What if I stick a cigarette in my eye?