Thursday, September 9, 2010

You wouldn't want me.

Slept good. Got stuck in a House marathon. Took shower. Got the mail. Brought the empty trash carts up from curb. That's it. Yeah, maybe tomorrow. I have a plan. I always have plans. I just don't execute them. The weather is around 70 degrees during the day and 50's at night. Is that not perfect?! I am imperfect though. And so I sit.

My daughter isn't really calling me back so even though it is an hour away, I think I will just drive out there and bring her the stuff I have for her. I am not mad. She's my daughter and I will never be mad at her. Both my kids know there's only one thing that would give me pause and that is if they ever hurt any child in any manner. I'm not talking about spankings or yelling. You know what I mean.

I NEED MINIONS DAMMIT! I know what needs to be done, I just need someone to do it. I think that if I fix my house, it will fix me. I know that would take away at least 85% of my depression. So why don't I just get at it?

Ooooo, maybe I just need to be spanked!

8 comments:

Coffeypot said...

Now my palms are itching.

Thinking fixing something in the house will fix you is wrong. It will make you happy, but only you can fix you.

Now come here and bend over my lap you bad girl.

Cheeseboy said...

I wish I could get you some minions. Sounds like you could use a few. Maybe just a few helpful midgets?

Hope things start looking up for you. (I am very confused by that last remark by Coffeypot)

Melissa Miller said...

Hello middle child,
You are such a gifted writer!
I hope all is going well with you and your home is just the way you want it very soon. I'm sending good thoughts your way.

Thank you very much for your kind words on my weight loss! You really made my night. I hope I can help you. I just posted the links to almost all of my weight loss details on my recent post. Check it out. Let me know if that helps. Healthy foods and exercise are the way to go for life. Good luck with your goals my friend.

Have a wonderful week!
Warmly, ~Melissa :)

Joe Cap said...

I think you do have minions, you are famous in my book.
I think I will get in line right behind coffepot.

Michelle Faith said...

A day with your daughter will brighten your day. I'm always fixing stuff in my house...I think it does make me feel a little bit better, proud of doing something productive. :)
Since the weather is nice, taking a evening walk always peps me up aswell.

Confessions of a Closet Hoarder but you can call me Judy said...

I've had days like that. They're frustrating to me. Thankfully, I haven't had many since I started taking Vitamin D. Turns out a severe deficiency can cause major depression. Who'da thunk it? ;)

Crazy Brunette said...

Bend over bitch!

Every etime I think that "this" will make me feel better as soon as I get it done... I'm fucking wrong.

Love you. You can call me hooker! I'll call you back!

R. Jacob said...

House? Now we are talking!