Sunday, September 19, 2010

Quickie

Just a fast one here so that I don't hurt anybody. Am doing my stuff. Decided I'd make a pork roast for dinner, kraut, potatoes, carrots. So, as always, hubby is like - how about dumplings. Um,...I don't see the connection but OK. I grabbed the bisquick and after a bit, he finds one of his recipes that he got from,...ex-wife? (He says a guy.) After he read it to me, it sounded like a 4 hour endeavor. Really? I said if he wanted to make them, he could. He's like, no - you're making dinner. Well, every time I do anything, there is always a comment.....always a better way.....always "suggestions". CAN'T YOU JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE!!!!! "Course, being the pussy that I am, I don't say this out loud. And so, I will go down there and see what all this entails. He started the morning by hollering up the stairs, stating the time (9:15) and asking what time I went to bed. Yeah, he woke me up to ask what time I went to bed? Are you kidding me? He goes out the door and as he leaves to run errands, he tells me he has towels in the dryer and would I listen for the dryer to buzz. Oh please. I haven't even had my 1st cup of coffee yet. I wonder,....isn't there a law somewhere that gives you the right to go pee before someone gives you orders? Ok. Thanks. Got that out of my system. Back to face the Village Idiot. Kisses. OMG! I forgot the most important part of all this. When I said the dumpling recipe sounded complicated (not to imply I couldn't do it) he said something to the effect that taking alot of time cooking is love. So I'm thinking, sorry, no sex tonight. Gotta get started on tomorrow's breakfast so you'll know I love you. Ha. And if/while I am making these 4 hour dumplings, you think he'll change the sheets, and go through and put the stuff back in the cabinet I was cleaning and put my clean laundry away? Wow. This turned out longer than I thought. But it helped me to write this. And then there will be the follow-up comments like - I'D BURN THE FUCKER AT THE STAKE! I'll be OK. Jack Daniels told me so.

9 comments:

Another Day of Crazy said...

Between Jack Daniels, and Bloody Mary, it's all good... chin up, you can go to bed soon!

the walking man said...

And all I did was spice up a pork roast throw it on the smoker and took a 6 hour nap. Damn me!!!

The Lady's Lounge said...

"Isn't there a law that gives you the right to go pee before someone gives you orders"

There's at least a Bi-Law or a motion thingy that got passed. That's what I tell my kids anyway.
Also, I think it included at least 2 sips of coffee or tea.

Joe Cap said...

I don't think I can come up with any comment that is as funny as you are.

Shrinky said...

Haaaaaaaa, I so love you girl! My hubby drives me demented all the time - why are men so friggin' needy?? Mine goes into mourning every other week when he has to work away, whilst I just want to hang out the bunting.. Sure I love him, but it's sooo much easier to love him from a distance (wink). How did the dumplings turn out?? Teehee.

Linda Medrano said...

What time did you go to bed last night? LOL!

Dumplings, huh? Excuse me! I really don't think so. Unless you season them with a little arsenic. Tell him they are almond dumplings, (but you dont' eat almonds).

Aunt Juicebox said...

Sheesh. He takes the cake. And the dumplings.

Jimmy said...

So what time did you go to bed...

he better be careful that someone doesn't pee in the dumplins :)

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