Cock-Sucking-Son-of a Bitchin'
I'll cut the Mother-Fucking Cord
and that will be the end of it!
Hmmmm. This poem apparently was for the phone. I like the part about cutting the cord on a cordless phone. Kinda made me laugh. I guess he was trying to use the fax machine and he messed that up as well as the phones. At any rate, I'm sure he scared the hell out of the phone.
Gotta go! I have to leave for an appt. (no, not with a divorce lawyer.)