Monday, August 16, 2010

Two days in a row?

C.B. - Really? Reba? On hell no. I, your faithful servant would have to beg off. Please don't send me to the dungeon. Um,...a spanking would be grea,...opps, I mean would be acceptable.
SAGE and VIC - I can let you know the next time I am in that magic church that helps me sing. I know what you're both thinking,..."me? church? I don't think so."
LINDA - Sing loud and often. Sing like no one can hear you. Joy!

I have felt great the past two days. It's almost scary. Since I was up 'till 4 am, I came up with this little ditty: (forgive the spelling. I can guarantee spell check would explode if I "asked" for help.)

Eeni, meeni, miny moe.
catch a husband by the toe.
If he hollars let him go.
Eeni, meeni, miny, moe.

Eeni, meeni. husband one
thought he'd be alot of fun
Cheated on me, we are done.
Say buh-bye to number one.

Eeni, meeni, number two
He said "I'm the one for you!"
I loved him but God did too
Gone to heaven, I'm so blue.

Eeni, meeni, number three
I love him and he loves me.
We're ok, just let us be.
We're still married,me and three.

Eeni, meeni, number four.
OH HELL NO, there'll be no more.
If one comes I'll lock the door.
Even if I end up poor.


Unknown said...

bwahahaha LOVE It

The Guardian said...

I loved this! Made me smile! Thanks for sharing...btw I am listening & reading, love your posts. Brightest Blessings )o(

Confessions of a Closet Hoarder but you can call me Judy said...

Cute poem. :)

Jimmy said...

Nice :)

You just have to love a good poem with a message.

I can see where spell check would have had a problem Ha Ha

Joe Cap said...

K, so you are on number 3 now, and that will be that, right?
Good for you.
Glad you are feeling better.
You go. Girl.

Blogs said...

ahahahaha...ur too this :)

Linda Medrano said...

This was great! I love it! Very very cool!

Crazy Brunette said...

HAHAH! You crazy bitch!

So are we fucking him up or are we leaving him be????


Loved the poem! Great post!