Two days in a row?

C.B. - Really? Reba? On hell no. I, your faithful servant would have to beg off. Please don't send me to the dungeon. Um,...a spanking would be grea,...opps, I mean would be acceptable.
SAGE and VIC - I can let you know the next time I am in that magic church that helps me sing. I know what you're both thinking,..."me? church? I don't think so."
LINDA - Sing loud and often. Sing like no one can hear you. Joy!

I have felt great the past two days. It's almost scary. Since I was up 'till 4 am, I came up with this little ditty: (forgive the spelling. I can guarantee spell check would explode if I "asked" for help.)

Eeni, meeni, miny moe.
catch a husband by the toe.
If he hollars let him go.
Eeni, meeni, miny, moe.

Eeni, meeni. husband one
thought he'd be alot of fun
Cheated on me, we are done.
Say buh-bye to number one.

Eeni, meeni, number two
He said "I'm the one for you!"
I loved him but God did too
Gone to heaven, I'm so blue.

Eeni, meeni, number three
I love him and he loves me.
We're ok, just let us be.
We're still married,me and three.

Eeni, meeni, number four.
OH HELL NO, there'll be no more.
If one comes I'll lock the door.
Even if I end up poor.