Tuesday, July 20, 2010
I feel so manly.
The things I get rooked into,...Today the village idiot and his down and dirty wife are tackling the bath fan vent and the dryer vent. I can carry a big ladder! Can you? Think my hernia will come back? That'd be ok cuz last time I got to have yummy Dulauded. "I feel good,...na-na-na-na-na. I knew that I would,.." Anyway, I didn't much have to participate in the bath vent other than to climb up tw0 steps of the ladder to hand him my little shop vac. "Course I am scared shitless of ladders so I was holding on for dear life with one hand and balancing the shop vac in the other hand above my head. Talented? Hell yeah!!! The dryer vent (remember,...electrician) was a little more fun. My man ran a fish tape (not to be confused with a tapeworm - which I wouldn't mind having so I could be a size 2 and wear really slutty clothes) through the vent from the outside around a couple elbows in the venting and as I am sitting there trying my best to actually finish the cig I had lit and left about 3 times already,...I heard a wirey noise. I saw that the fish tape thingie was moving outwards so I went over there and pulled a little. I stopped and waited, then it moved again. Then I thought I heard him yelling PULL but then it was very faint and I have been known to hear things. In fact my one friend told me I have to quit telling people when I think I see or hear things. Where was I? Oh, yeah. I pulled a little but then wasn't sure if I was s'posed to be doing that so went inside and hollered down the stairs if he wanted me to pull and he said YES!!!!!!! So I went out and pulled the tape out. He'd connected a rag to the end and when that came out, so did a ton of lint. He asked me to sweep the stairs to the basement cellar which is right by the vent and as I was doing that, he turns the dryer back on. Gee thanks for the mouth full of dryer lint. Blech! So today I feel manly. Maybe I can give my man a chance to get in touch with his feminine side by having him polish my nails tomorrow. Peace.