Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Chase sucking fucks!

Er,..wait. Sorry. That was rude. I meant to say, "Chase fucking sucks!!!!!" The refinance at a lower rate thing I've talked about and how our house is now worth 1/2 of what it was a few years ago. So they said they'd accept our offer of putting down another $8000.00 BUT we also have to do about $1500.00 in repairs. Hey! We aren't selling the house and none of the repairs are unsafe. Well maybe the hole in the upstairs floor that could drop you down into the TV room. But I was planning to put a stripper pole in there anyway. And comcast is probably going by the wayside so if I go away from all you lovelies, it is only because we are protesting. (Yeah, nothing like cutting off your nose to spite your face). We are getting fucked 7 ways to Sunday! And I'm not even having an orgasm. We used to be able to go 2 blocks over and talk to people who could help. Now you get a different person everytime. One is in Mexico. REALLY? Oh, one of the houses they compared ours to is a piece of shit and the other is being bulldozed even as we speak. Our house is not like those. Sorry I am jumping around here but frustration can do that to a person.

JOE -I know your witty comment probably had something to do with shop vacs.

C.B.-Stupid bitch comments about slutty clothes? I would just respond with an: "Oh, you need to get laid" or "Gee, your husband sure seems to like the way I dress!".

Ms.A.-I have painted one nail on his big toe. It's kind of like branding him.


Linda Medrano said...

Terrible! Banks are criminal institutions!

Kimberly said...

Banks, phsst.

Bleah Briann//Lovely said...

perhaps this post clarifies somethings, you're very sweet but I'm afraid that... perhaps, I have to stop following you. I can't have titles like this coming up on my dashboard, even if I don't read the post. This is your blog, post about what you like, but I just can't read it. I'm sorry... I really do love you, and your comments, this just isn't part of what I, as a Christian think should be part of my life. And I'm not stuffy.. AT ALL, I promise. heck, I say crap and all that good stuff, but some things are just crossing the line... to me. Sorry, I'm going to stop talking now.
I do love ya!
With Love and Blessings,
Bleah Briann

Small Town Girl said...

I think the only people that like banks are the people that work in them.

Joe Cap said...

I love the way you comment on comments in a new post.
I cracked up about you putting in a stripper pole.

And to be serious now, I am sorry you are going through all that crap with your house, especially the part about it losing half its value.

Jimmy said...

I can't believe the crap they put you through for a re-fi, like you said it's not like you are selling the house, and look at how much more it will be worth once the stripper pole is in :)

Cheeseboy said...

Yep, Chase sucks. I am with you on this one.

The Demigoddess said...

This explains why I still rent. That and because I can't afford my own house.

Crazy Brunette said...

LMAO! Bitch, I just say 'Kiss my skinny, sexy clothes wearing ass!'