Chase sucking fucks!

Er,..wait. Sorry. That was rude. I meant to say, "Chase fucking sucks!!!!!" The refinance at a lower rate thing I've talked about and how our house is now worth 1/2 of what it was a few years ago. So they said they'd accept our offer of putting down another $8000.00 BUT we also have to do about $1500.00 in repairs. Hey! We aren't selling the house and none of the repairs are unsafe. Well maybe the hole in the upstairs floor that could drop you down into the TV room. But I was planning to put a stripper pole in there anyway. And comcast is probably going by the wayside so if I go away from all you lovelies, it is only because we are protesting. (Yeah, nothing like cutting off your nose to spite your face). We are getting fucked 7 ways to Sunday! And I'm not even having an orgasm. We used to be able to go 2 blocks over and talk to people who could help. Now you get a different person everytime. One is in Mexico. REALLY? Oh, one of the houses they compared ours to is a piece of shit and the other is being bulldozed even as we speak. Our house is not like those. Sorry I am jumping around here but frustration can do that to a person.

JOE -I know your witty comment probably had something to do with shop vacs.

C.B.-Stupid bitch comments about slutty clothes? I would just respond with an: "Oh, you need to get laid" or "Gee, your husband sure seems to like the way I dress!".

Ms.A.-I have painted one nail on his big toe. It's kind of like branding him.