Hunter gathered walnuts from a man named Scott who is a jackass. I know cuz I was at a grad. party at his house for his daughter-my friend. One day as I was outside trying to enjoy my backyard with all this stupid ass "polka" sounding music coming from a
fiesta party in the park, I heard the most beautiful thing!!!! It was saxophone music coming down the street.
Towards our house! I went to the front yard and here was this teenage girl playing and walking, not self conscience in the least. I stopped her to tell her how beautiful her playing was. Since that time we became friends. I call her Saxy. Anyway, at her party, the more beer the dad-Scott-had, the meaner he became. Then the way he talked to his sister? That did it for me.
Oh sorry. I got side-tracked there for a moment. I didn't feel well yesterday and today I was just plain exhausted. No mental or physical reason. I just never know how I am going to feel. And speaking of farting.....Hunter made plans for
us to go see a comedian with our friends. $65.00 a ticket! Really? And I have never heard of this guy. And worse yet, we have to sit in the balcony. Am I a tight rope walker? I think not. So.....heights? Yeah, not my favorite place. I can only hope this guy is not funny cuz if he is.....and I laugh......I will cough and.....
THAAAAAATS RIGHT. Multi-tasking isn't all it's cracked up to be. *tee-hee, I said crack*
Cut to the chase *ha. I said cut*
I had finished dinner and cleaned up and just went out on the porch to have a cup of
cigarettes coffee and Hunter comes around to the front of the house and says he needs me to help put the nuts in the yard waste cart cuz they are too small. And also needed my help measuring the hose as he need to get a new one. Then Mr. ADD - "oh look, a chicken!"-says he's going to drop off some spaghetti squash at Ralph's. So when he left, I took care of his nuts for him. He did thank me when he got home, asking if I did it myself. Now I've been handling nuts all my life.........
Someone slap me in the face tomorrow morning so I can wake up and enjoy this beautiful weather
