About being married to Jesus. One day Hunter and I were having a
The week before I thought I was a hooker but then I realized that hookers get paid, right? How much does a blow-job go for these days? And another thing. Why is it called a blow job when it actually sucking? Well unless there is ice involved.
And a week later I thought I was a farmer. Yard work...which I actually enjoy.
My son in law got me that smart phone. A Samsung Galaxy S III. I have been playing Candy Crush. I never could get it hooked up to my WIFI at home. I finally got the neighbor to do it. And even though he is extremely tech savvy....after he gave up he tried one more thing. And YAY! It worked. I am too excited. I bet my son-in-law is too cuz I was using up all the data.
Hunter had his cardio-conversion Monday. They found out he had A Fib and so this procedure was scheduled. But because his Coumadin level was 1.8 or whatever after 5 weeks of being at 2.5....they had to do a camera/scope thingie to check for blood clots. It didn't work. They upped the joules and did it a 2nd time. Upped the joules one more time and that was as high as it goes. Still didn't work but then a bit later.....it started beating in the right rhythm.
So. A Hooker, Mrs. Jesus and a Farmer. A women wears a lot of different hats doesn't she?