Sunday, September 9, 2012

I GOT A PROMOTION!

I am now executive secretary to the vice president of the Low Self-Esteem Club.  It is a non-profit.  I am sooooooo qualified!  Yeah.  Enough of fooling myself that I was all cool with who I am.  I am tired.  I am always tired.  Except for when I am tired.  But that doesn't last too long and before you know it....I am tired again.  But enough about me......

Can you smell that?  Guess.  It's a root beer candle and it smells more like root beer that root beer does!  In fact I am surprised I didn't drink the melted wax!!!

Here's a little beauty tip.   Be sure to shave both legs while in the shower.  Otherwise you will have to balance on one leg while shaving the other in the sink.

Anyone heard from Hunter?  Is he coming home tomorrow or Tuesday?  As always....there is an adjustment to him being home but I gotta say, I am tired of sleeping alone.  Need to cuddle.  Well yeah, I could sleep with my big stuffed Chocolate Lab but he is buried under a pile of clothes on the hope chest that need to be put away.  Ho-Hum.

Just wanted to let you all know I am alive and well still here. 

8 comments:

Rob-bear said...

Just thinking. Since you like root beer so much, why not try some root beer with rum?

And get that Chocolate Lab out of the hope chest. Probably your best hope at this point. Who let the dog out? "You, you, you."

Glad you're still there!

Wanda's Wings said...

Root beer? Hum must really smell good.

R. Jacob said...

thanks for the shaving tip! lol

Red Shoes said...

Root beer with rum?

I'm surprised I haven't thought of that!!

Vice-President of the Low Self Esteem Club? Surely you know that kind of battle is always on-going... *huggles*

~shoes~

My name WAS Female, I shit you not! said...

All my luv to you.Stay strong. (((hugs)))Pat

lotta joy said...

If you're welcoming Hunter home because you need some cuddling, you're so tired your brain curdled. I'd recommend the dog any day!

SisterWife Annie said...

I could almost smell the candle.. I'd pry drink the wax too.

SJ @ Homemaker On A Dime said...

I love anything root beer :)