Tuesday, June 19, 2012

My Imaginary Friend.

Isn't marriage supposed to be a two-way street?  Then why does it seem as though it is a one way street, I'm the only one in the car and it's all up hill?  'Nuff said.

I have talked to my daughter about not coming to my garage sale - not that she would have because neither one of her vehicles is safe enough to drive this distance.  Jennifer (DIL) will be here to help and I need her.  She would leave if Dawn came so......  They have issues between them and I am not getting involved.  I have been getting alot done with the help of Sam.  Have I mentioned him before?  He is my imaginary friend.  I love him to death!  We have so much fun when we are together.  We laugh and laugh.  We are also able to spend time together without having to talk.  Side by side.   I looked up a few of my things on line and I guess I should probably take them to an e-bay place but....I just want it GONE.  And I still have a ton of stuff to go through after the sale.  The cool thing is that each box I open?  Well it is Christmas all over again!!!!!.  I'm yelling "Ooooo.  This is so pretty and WOW look at this!!!"   I see another sale in my future. Perhaps in September. :(    Lets all cheer!  "A boo and a hoo.  I'm glad I'm not you!"

Really?  Like I need two horseflies mating here on the table beside me.

6 comments:

lotta joy said...

I wish I could stop in and fill up the back of my car. I've never gone to more than two garage sales in my life because I do NOT want little Chrissie's scraggly childhood bear and I already have a table lamp that doesn't work. Yours sounds like hunting heaven.

My name WAS Female, I shit you not! said...

My imagination is running wild on just what this( your ) cool stuff is. :0)
How come I've never found a sale like yours?:0(

Am I hearing " OPEN SEASON " on hubby like they have on ducks?;0)
Sighhhhhhhhhhhh...can't live with em and can't live without em!
I HEAR YA! (((hugs)))Pat

Grammy Goodwill said...

I like your "marriage" analogy.

The Bipolar Diva said...

I want, need, an imaginary friend. Where do I sign up?

Momma Fargo said...

You know women always carry more weight in the marriage. That's why we are so tough...bc we can handle it. Just like the men collapse and are big babies when they are sick. We hold up the family. LOL on the fly thingy.

AVY said...

Marriage really scares me, I would never feel free.

/ Avy
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