Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Braided poop.

And that will be as far as that goes.  Then there was Belle's droppings which I, as a good mom, pick up.  First bag full.  Fine.  Toss in trash. Second bag, looser, grabbed what I could with bag and "oh fuck - there's a hole in the bag!"  Not happy and you sure wouldn't want to shake my hand!  But as they say "Shit Happens!" Go on with your life.  Except......on further inspection....there wasn't a hole in the bag.  Did you hear me?  No.  Hole.  In.  Bag.  That means the hole was in my head and I deserved to walk around with smelly mush all over hand 'till I got home.  I will practice how to use a bag to pick up dog crap by having The Hunter poop in the yard  (he already pees in it).
Had a wonderful time at my daughter's on the fourth of July.  Er,...no, wait.  That wasn't me.  I was at my daughter's alright but it was because her husband came to the ER where she works, while she was working.  He almost never goes to doctors, hospitals or dentists.  He had Pancreatitis.  He isn't a drinker but I guess it had something to do with his gallbladder.  I was surprised they only kept him one night. Then her car broke down(whie he was still in hospital) and....just imagine us watching fireworks from the grocery store parking lot, with 16 yr. old Cain under the truck trying to fix it and I was laying on the ground holding the flashlight etc.  And so it goes here in Pleasantville. I am not even going to get into it about The Hunter  I see my therapist tomorrow and she will help me decide if I should use a gun or one of his hunting knives.
See?  Right up here on my tail (and not in a good way) to tell me he's soaking his feet and I can come look at his toe for him and well, I don't even like to talk about it cuz feet and toes are kind of yuk.  Pretty yuk.  My own?  No problem.

6 comments:

singedwingangel said...

Yikes I wouldn't wish pancreatitis on anyone that crap hurts like hades.... hoping it improves for ya and quick hun

Dazee Dreamer said...

oh man. that is really a shitty thing that happened. lol

I'm with you on the toes and feet. I like little kids toes and feet, but not mens. yikes. and when they wear flip flops, I want to puke. breathing, breathing.

Coffeypot said...

Shame he recovered. Though I don't see anything wrong with peeing in the yard (I do it with the dogs every night. We bond that way) I have to draw the line at pooping with them. At my age it's really hared to stick my legs in the air and drag my ass across the yard with my hands. Enjoy you trip to the therapist...but leave my name out out of it.

The Bipolar Diva said...

I agree with you, feet and toes are a great. big. NO. for me, unless they happen to be on a LITTLE grandchild.

Ms. A said...

Laughing at Coffeypot and lost my train of thought! Darn you CP!

Furry Bottoms said...

You did NOT pick up poop with your bare hands, did you?! Oh yuck!!!

But I can't say it doesn't happen at least once to everybody.