Wednesday, March 2, 2011

I'm all shook up.

As you can see, I have tried to change a few things on my blog and the idiot savant in me fucked up royally. Oh well. Too bad, so sad. And spell check is apparently on a break again,..what does it do on break? Look up dirty words? Whatever. No worries. Believe that? Then I have some swamp land to sell you. Ha. Oh great. Now my fingers are getting ahead of my mind or rather, the reverse. Perhaps it's just my mind going along it's merry way at warp speed. Come on all you trekkies! Admit it. Beam me up Scottie! And about Easter candy. It's just pure evil and I am powerless to resist. Not my fault!!! There's something on the wrapper that makes it stick to my hand and it only releases when my hand is hovering over the cart. What's worse is that it's magnetised -"SPELL CHECK! YOU'RE BREAK IS OVER! PLEASE GET BACK TO YOUR WORK AREA!"- sorry about that. what was I saying,...oh yeah,..if you pick up one candy item or bag, several more stick to it. Really, there's no option but to let them all drop into your cart. Brach's malted milk balls with the white speckled candy coating on them. And Dove truffle eggs which have gone from $1.59 for three whole eggs to 79 cents for one half of one eggs. Well,...Yeah,...But I only put 5 in my basket cuz of that whole sticking together thing. Who's dumber-spell-check or me for clicking on that even though I know it took a sick day today. I should be the one taking a sick day cuz it's making ME sick! Hey wait! I think I am remembering something from the past,....way back,..Ahhhh! A need me a dictionary. Hm? Oh, it's a big thick book with lots of words in it and it is possible to find an copy at an antique store. It can help with the whole, "how do you spell a certain word" thing. How can you look it up if you don't know how to spell it in the first place? Well yeah, there's that whole thing. Anyway, here it is. Roll with it. I have to get to my cand,....um, cleaning. Yeah, that's it. My cleaning. HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!

6 comments:

Jenner said...

Wait! You skipped St Paddy's day to get to Easter!

suz said...

@Jenner: St. Paddy's day doesn't count because it doesn't have candy - just green beer.

Unknown said...

oh i love Robin's eggs I will literally eat them till my mouth turns inside out. Those and cadbury creme eggs.. OHEMGEE

lvroftiques said...

MC you totally crack me up! How dark ages to actually have to learn to spell! And ummmm I have that same prob...issue...attraction with camby *mouth full of malted milk balls* I'm badding zou to miz blog list *swallows* Hope you don't mind *winks* Vanna

Unknown said...

Caramel Cadbury Cream Eggs--I should just buy the whole box. Maybe I could get a discounted rate...HMHMHM~

Short Poems said...

Nice post...Caramel Cadbury Cream Eggs..love them!

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