So I wake up in a really pissy mood AGAIN! What's with that? My emotion of choice is depression, not get outta my way you fucker or I'll blow your head off. Speaking of blow,....the dentist is going through a divorce and seemed extra hor,...Um,..talkative. So, I was glad I wore my underwire bra. Yeah, he's THAT cute. And today he was really friendly. What? Well, how many of you have bandied about sexual terms, whips etc. with your dentist? I know, right? 'Course this could have just been a distraction from all the bullshit I was going through.
The crown was defective. We got that part. The first shot of novacaine set off a mild flutter in my chest almost immediately and no,..I wasn't nervous nor reacting to the imagined sexual tension. No numbness. At least I got a cookie. What the What? The 2nd shot didn't do a thing. Dentist decided the batch was defective or expired. Um-hm. Got a fresh batch and it finally worked. I did again get that fluttering but it was milder than the other time. He said that sometimes it goes into a vein. I love it when I learn new things! You with me so far? You've experienced the same things? Well,....while I know many have much worse dental problems but try this one,.........I felt a tugging on the left side of my head. OMG! Are you serious? My hair had gotten stuck in the spit sucker out thingie. And instead of trying to turn it off, she keeps pulling and I'm thinking it's just tangled in something-mind you, at this point I wasn't really sure what was going on. So my mouth is full of cotton and hands and sharp things so I did the only thing I could think of - I made a scissors motion with my hand to let her know to just cut my hair off of whatever was trying to rip my hair out and maybe even suck my brains out. Ha! The joke would be on them..My brains are rotten.
And my Xanax STILL hasn't arrived!!!!!
And the Trojan thing? Well the dentist was trying to figure out who gave who the Trojan Horse.