Monday, January 17, 2011

I have a new boyfriend!

I had a commenter on my last post that I have grown to love. He is BOYwill never be a man COTTis what I sleep on in the barn cuz no one will let me sleep in the house AMan assholeERroneous thinker ICANn't get a date WOMENhave birthed the nations. That's boycottamericanwomen. No - stop! He's mine. I am 3/4 German . I am also a Stepford Wife. None of you has a chance with this thoughtful loving boy. Sorry but I don't have time to blog any further. I have to get down on my knees and,...(not that!),..I'm very chaste you know,...and scrub the floors with a toothbrush. Please don't be jealous.

14 comments:

Chrissy said...

Oh, if I could only be as good as you....

nugganu said...
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Oilfield Trash said...

Hmmm interesting.

CB said...

I will check all this shot out when I leave the store!! God help assholes.

I need your email bitch!!

The Minute Man's Wife said...

Oh dear! Sounds like somebody's got their boxer's in a twist!! LOL!

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Coffeypot said...

Boycunt came to my site and posted this shit, too. He is just a gay man doing some woman-bashing. I deleted it and told him gently to stay away. And you don't have to get on your knees for anyone for anything. Make them bow to you. (but if you feel a great need to get on your knees, give me a call.)

The Minute Man's Wife said...

Ha! Ha! Yay! Coffeepot! A true gent that knows how to stick up for a lady!! What I don't understand is how somebody like this stands in contradiction to themselves. Fine, if they don't like American women that is their own shallow opinion that they are entitled to, but why then would they go and seek them out? Are they just trying to find a way to validate their own shallow believes or is it perhaps just some poor dude that got his heart wrenched by a selfish female who still desperately wants to believe in love and therefore makes stabbingly painful attempts to grasp somebody's attention that may be able to prove him wrong?? Oh the human species!! What a marvelously complex mystery!!

CB said...

HAHAHAHA!!!

Oh my GOD... this may be the funniest thing I've ever seen!!!

They don't WANT American women? We're fat whores?

Hold on... I must try and breath through my tears of laughter!

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Okay... I'm back.

Have you LOOKED at me? I have NEVER met a man who didn't want me. EVER, thank you very much.

I guaranFUCKINGtee that I'd have you on your hands and fucking knees BEGGING for me, within an HOUR of meeting me you cock sucker.

You are a pathetic little man, and I'm fairly positive you are ball-less as well as spineless. Why do you have comments disabled on your blog assbag? Scared of us little American whores?

Somebody's Mommy didn't love them enough... or uuuum maybe loved them TOO much if you know what I mean.

Go spout your dribble elsewhere fuckface. Give me a man, I'll give you a slobbery little bitch that will do my every bid.

Have a nice life... with your mail order bride who doesn't shave her pits or speak English!

The Queen said...

I think I'm in love...

Linda Medrano said...

My goodness, that Rambo gets around, doesn't he?

The Queen said...

I've read idiot boy..and frankly..AMERICAN WOMEN ALL OVER AMERICA THANK YOU SIR!.. we have plenty of assholes to sort through .. so you boycotting us.. is welcome news...

R. Jacob said...

The guy is getting around.