Monday, January 17, 2011
I have a new boyfriend!
I had a commenter on my last post that I have grown to love. He is BOYwill never be a man COTTis what I sleep on in the barn cuz no one will let me sleep in the house AMan assholeERroneous thinker ICANn't get a date WOMENhave birthed the nations. That's boycottamericanwomen. No - stop! He's mine. I am 3/4 German . I am also a Stepford Wife. None of you has a chance with this thoughtful loving boy. Sorry but I don't have time to blog any further. I have to get down on my knees and,...(not that!),..I'm very chaste you know,...and scrub the floors with a toothbrush. Please don't be jealous.