You may recall a recent post in which I discussed Christmas newsletters. I also admitted to sending a few. Here is the first paragraph of my first newsletter.
HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
This is not a brag letter. As you recall, I drive a 1983 cavalier, our van has almost 200,000 miles on it and I still work at Target. We are merely sharing the blessings in our lives; our children, grandchildren and each other. However, if you are still adverse to receiving such a letter, turn it over and consider it you Christmas gift. FREE SCRATCH PAPER!
9 comments:
haha. i love your attitude. i hope the holidays are great for you.
I've also made my blog private and was wondering if you could email me your email address so I can invite you to read it, guo791999@gmail.com. I'd love to keep in touch
Thanks!
-Lisa
Such a loving and caring newsletter. I'm still wiping tears from my eyes. And it is so hard to find good scratch paper...you really do care, don't you.
That is Hilarious!
LOL! i dont send out christmas letters, but if i did, i would take inspiration from this one.
I wish I had thought of that! Gadzooks woman you have solved all of Christmas issues with a few simple keystrokes!
Send me a letter! I need scratch paper! Do it now, and can you make it blue?
Freakin LOVE IT!
I have never personally sent the "holiday" letter out to anyone.
While to each his own, I find the ones I receive from relatives a bit annoying.
I also figure everyone already knows all my freakin business anyways.
SO no need for a letter from me.
That's brilliant! Love it!
I love your Newsletter. I only love that kind of a newsletter. I hate the "normal" ones, e.g., Johnny got married, Suzie had a bouncing baby boy, Jake and I are taking a cruise next month, Karl and Dani bought a new house, Charla is pregnant with her first, dad was denied parole again. You know.
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