ONREEONE - His name is village idiot.
COFFEYPOT - I should have let the cable guy "tap" me when I had the chance.
JOE - I am wearing blue underwear, just for you!
WALKING MAN - My man will be there at 5:30 AM to pick up your wife. Breathe.
Hey guys!!! We finally did something with our kitchen! It is unique too. We splashed brown all over the place, walls, floors, chairs, table, blinds,...everywhere. I love it. It is so ,...abstract!
Rewind,.....I woke up this morning and almost stepped on 2 thick pieces of glass. Side-stepped that and walked right onto a wet carpet. Picked up the glass. Noticed everything was covered in,...........ROOT BEER! Crap. My husband was gone so I do this whole little scenario in my head about how he spilled it or it exploded and he only cleaned up his side of the table, etc. I wiped down chairs, and everything else I could except the wall. He had made homemade root beer and one bottle exploded. He was at the store when this happened. And he has the balls to ask me what happened, he may have even said, "How'd you drop the bottle?" - though I'm pretty sure that's just the way I "heard" it. Before you put me in the bitch/nag column, you need to understand that I rarely share any of these thoughts out loud. My therapist is working on getting me to express my anger because otherwise I do the depression thing, which is not healthy. So yeah,....he should be leaving in about an hour or so for that BBQ.
I baked those cookies. He said they were good (I think) but then there's always the ,...I don't know what you call it, I just know I don't like it; "Are there any more of these? Did you make 2 batches of both kinds?" No. I only made two of the one kind and one of the other. But I'm just saying that a thank-you would have sufficed.