Monday, August 23, 2010

I am not a slave!

But I kinda like to be called a wench. Remember when I told you guys about getting paid for chores? Just like any other teenager. Oh, that's right, I'm a married woman. Well after spending all that time, and I mean hours, on the truck even throwing in a car wash, he said I did good. Somehow by the next day he asked if I waxed it too. Um,...no. Even if I had, I can guarantee I would have done something wrong. So now, all of a sudden it becomes a whole other deal. Oh, "that guy would have done the inside AND and the outside for $80." He's thinking, "i can't believe she did this and now i will have to actually give her money." You know what? I really don't care. It is so freeing to do everything wrong cuz then you have no reason to even try! I love it!
No, I'm not mad. However, I did open the big bedroom window where Chuck thinks the bat got in cuz the screen is loose and he still hasn't fixed it. I offered. Sorry, getting off track here. So, I opened the window and gee whiz, I sure hope a bat doesn't get in. Wouldn't want the little man to freak out now, would we?

COFFEYPOT - I'll do that google thingie when spell check gets stupid. Thanks.
JOE Yeah, spring break but he wants to go in the winter. I would take Fl. over Tx. any day. I haven't been to earthqua er,...California but it must be simply beautiful.
LINDA - I think you need a passport now but the law changed back and forth a few times.

10 comments:

Southern Sage said...

stop doing it all together and maybe he will decide you messing up is better than him doing it himself!

middle child said...

That's what I'm saying SAGE. Fuck him and no, I don't mean literally. ( unless it will get me my "allowance" )

~Onreeone~ said...

wow--this is your husband and your still married to him. You must love him an aweful lot to put up with that kind of bullshit. Sorry hon, but that's just not right. Not one bit! Wow~ just WOW!

Joe Cap said...

Hey, wench is a cool word!
I could imagine this..."hey, wench, bring me a beer!"
Hope I don't get confused and call you a 'wrench'.

Vic said...

Gosh! I'd like for him to try and say that stuff to me. Errrghhhh wrong:)

In the Pink said...

just wanted to let you know you Crack Me Up!

Shen said...

I sure can't give any marital advice at the moment. the D word came up in therapy yesterday (gulp) and I am not sure where I'm going.

I wanted to let you know I offered you an award on my blog.

Linda Medrano said...

Baby, this is all kinds of wrong. But you keep fighting the good fight. If that doesn't work, a little arsenic in the cupcakes might.

Coffeypot said...

I think most women like to the treated like a wench every now and then. But to be put down at every turn, not acceptable. I wonder, if you can’t do anything right, you recon a 38 slug aimed in the middle of his forehead yet ended up going through his nose would be considered a fuck up? Ask him!

Jimmy said...

I agree with Southern Sage "stop doing it all together" because there is no money worth being put down at every turn and you are worth far more than this type of treatment.