To Joe Cap - You're a smart-ass. Gotta love it.
Husband was upstairs writing out bills so I took the opportunity to mow. It's up in the 90's now so "playing" outside with the shop vac is out of the question. And he ended up going out to pick up chicken so that lets me off the hook as far as cooking goes. We are going to watch a movie I recorded once he wakes up from his kitchen table, just got done eating nap. Having one week of no rain, after having weeks of downpours, I am surprised the lawn is crunchy already. Lush? Not so much. Son who just moved to Vegas is guilting me into coming out to see them. That would just be too long of a drive and I hate to fly. It's an anxiety thing. Has nothing to do with crashing or hijacking or anything tangible. So I was wondering how much it would cost to have an anesthesiologist come along and keep me comfortably sedated with my drug of choice,...delauded. < may have spelled that wrong but my spell check isn't smarter than a 5th grader either so, ... Hell, I wouldn't even want to get off the plane if that was the case!
Gotta get back to reading some posts. Peace.
8 comments:
I hate flying, too!
Take a klonopin and go see your son. A child is worth it.Thank you for always commenting on my blog, you are a sweet person. I myself am a terrible blogger. I read but seldom comment. Its one of the reasons I may leave blogging.
Oh driving cross that desert to Vegas is a real bummer. He should come visit you. Although Vegas is cool.
Funny you should say that...I have had an idea for a while that when you fly, they just drug you.
Then they stack you inside the plane like cordwood...it is a win-win thing! They don't have to feed you or worry about hijackers, and YOU get to sleep for the whole flight, and when you arrive you are rested and safe!
Never been to Vegas myself but will go one day I am thinking, if one of the kids were there then I would be more willing, if you can get yourself to fly then that would be the way to go.
Careful of the anesthesiologist you hire heaven knows you don't want to get a cheap one as the drugs just may not be worth it and the cheap ones just may not be smarter than a fifth grader either :^)
You should go! Just take a xanax and you will enjoy it! But please clarify....does your man actually sleep at the kitchen table?
I don't like flying because its boring and uncomfortable. But it does beat hours and hours in a car!
Thanks for the comment! I'm glad you liked the verse and picture :D And you're right, a girl can never have too many shoes ;D Have a great day!
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