Wednesday, June 2, 2010

While the cats away,....

the mouse will pla-------um,...not do a damn thing. What the hell. TV and coffee and cigs and food and I just might even shower. Leave me to my own devises and I will become that lady - the one the neighbors talk about. The one who only comes out of the house at night and in her pj's. Sad. How very sad. I am doing laundry but that's only cuz I'm too lazy to look for all my other summer clothes. Fuck me!

I did change the batteries on the thermostat yest. and it seems to work ok except for the fact that the fan only works on auto so I can't turn the fan on and leave it run continually. Also, and this could be my mental error but when it's on cool, it says cool and when it's on heat it says heat but when I put it in the off position, it also says heat. I tried to tell my man about it but he interrupted me with stupid, redundant crap coming out of his mouth and then of course he had to let me go cuz he got all excited cuz someone was AT THE DOOR! Woohoo! Perhaps he's having sex with the Amish girl from next door to his friends farm which is what his friends wife thinks her husband is doing. Seriously, who needs the drama.

So - excuse me while I get back to my doing nothing. And men?,.....be glad you're not married to me. I am kinda funny and compassionate but about as worthless and tits on a bull. (Oooo, don't know where the potty mouth is coming from but,..it is what it is. Kisses.

5 comments:

Ms. Anthropy said...

We have MUCH in common! M U C H !

solecleansing66 said...

girl you are too funny. I'm so glad we have became blog buddies!

middle child said...

Ms. Anthropy - I agree. We could be twins!

Solecleansing66 - Still can't figure out how to follow you cuz I find I wake up no smarter than the day before however,..Keep commenting and I can find you that way.

Ms. Anthropy said...

Thought you might want to know...

Here's how to get email responses to the comments you leave on blogs: Customize, Dashboard, Edit Profile, and click Show My Email Address, Scroll down and click Save Profile. Also, you can go to the bottom of your dashboard to the ADD button, and type in solecleansing's url.(blog address) Hope this helps! Someone had to talk me through it, too.

schererart said...

This is hilarious!