I thought he said he couldn't get laid.

My bad.  Hunter and Bob were in town so he was able to call me before they went back to their cabin.   Bob wanted to talk to me to and I could only hear mumbling.  Hunter asked me if I'd heard Bob and I said no.  So Bob spoke up and I thought he said he couldn't get laid so I offered....yeah, I'm nice like that. But I told him to get in line, that I had  list.  Funny but I wonder why Hunter called me again later. 
How am I supposed to get anything done?  It's not my fault.  There's all these stupid marathons.  Today's is Storage Wars.  It's stupid and I can't look away.  Damn!  I did get the trash out to the curb for pick-up and we had wonderful weather so I was able to wash and hang a couple loads laundry.  I love hanging laundry.  Also did some raking and picked brussel sprouts that are bravely hanging on i the garden.   And cleaned some stuff.  A productive day actually.
Why am I gaining weight again?  Well it's cuz some asshole invented Peanut Butter M&M's!
Did you know that men think about sex every 2 to 3 minutes.  Truth. 
I have to go to the thrift shops tomorrow.  I know.  Shopping is a bitch.  I also need to go to a real bookstore to get a copy of Bag Of Bones by Stephen King.  It will be a two day event starting Dec. 11th on the A&E channel.  The book's not new but somehow it escaped my notice and I like to read the books before I see the movies.  If I am lucky it will be on the marked-way-the-hell-down shelves.
I also need to order my pecans from Texas for my Christmas baking.  They are the best!  And should make appt. with my G.P. cuz I have many things to have checked out and a wise woman would have all this done now since we have met all out deductables.  See ya later!