Grass. Divorce. Porn.

I am going to mow the rain off the blades of grass.
Why are our grandparents' parents called greatgrandparents?  How do we know if they were great?
Kind of cool that 6 of the 20 houses on our block (10 houses on each side) are doing construction projects.
Why would I be selling a new $218.00 King size duvet cover set (includes shams and bed skirt) for $35.00 at my garage sale?  Opps!  I'm not!  I just found the comforter I bought it for.  I really need to get stuff boxed up for the sale though.  I think I will just make everything $1.00.  All items not sold by the second day of sale by noon, will be free.  Anything left will be donated!
Took a shower so I could sweat some more.  I think no matter when, no matter where we live,.. we have all had crappy weather 365 days a year.  BTW - if you ever have nice weather....I don't want to hear about it.
Warning!!!  Computers can cause divorce.  No.  I am not talking about on line affairs or porn.  A little of the latter can go a looong way.  It's just when Hunter tries to do e-mail, he always needs my help.  I know I am an idiot savant but I am willing to admit it and am always happy for help or a chance to learn something new.  Him?  He asks for help but won't listen. Then he gets mad.  Bah.  If I had the doors back on the computer room, I'd put on locks.
Hunter is already talking (to his 'little' friends) about getting another dog.  Sure I would like another dog but Belle's water dish isn't even dry!!!  And really, is it narcissistic of me to think that I should be included in the search for Hunter's next life partner?
Enough.  Let him play at the game of life.  He can play by hs own rules. Me?  I don't really "play" games.  I am fair and honest.  I care.  What you see is what you get.  I do like to play cards and baseball and many other things but,....Hey.  I wasn't even talking about that.
Ok  that's about it or rather, it's getting late.  Sleep tight.  Don't let the bed bugs bite!