Why so tiny?

The print on that last post was so small that I had to press my nose up against the screen and now it is all smudgy and I certainly can't clean it cuz nothing cleans the stupid screen anyway.  If this posts in tiny Barbie sized letters, I will be going to the King Kong size.  Hmmmm.  Barbie and King Kong size.  Bad thoughts on a Sunday.  My only excuse is that I only got 3 hours of sleep last night. 
I will drink some more coffee and go back to bed.  Well yeah...I know I got up at 5:30am and it's 10:30am now and what have I been doing  for 5 hours.?  I can explain!    I can't explain now cuz I need to go downstairs because Igotta pee uuuuuhhh-there's a Stephen King marathon the mailman is knocking me up at the door and um, yeah ----- BYE!