Tuesday, December 18, 2012

The movie that wasn't.

You must heed my warning!!!!!  Yesterday we went to see "Killing Them Softly."  How they got away with calling it a movie, I will never know.  "Gangster" movie.  Brad Pitt.  James Gandolfini (Sp?).  We all have movies we like.  We all have movies we don't like and those we are just Meh about.  Comedies, dramas, chick flicks, mysteries and weird-ass ones.  There is absolutely no way in hell that this could be called a movie.  It's just mostly talking.  I am woman.  I am overly sensitive.  This "movie" was about feelings?????  Gangster's feelings?  I.  What?  Someone told me it was a book.  Really?   If so, I guarantee it was only 48 pages long with each page containing only one word.  That word being; BLAH.  Do not go see this movie!  I am so serious!  Do not even watch it if someone leaves a sealed copy on your doorstep.  And if you somehow receive this as a Christmas gift.....rest assured, the giver hates you.

14 comments:

Wanda's Wings said...

The movie is off my list of things to do.

The Bipolar Diva said...

thanks for the warning, I was considering it.

Rob-bear said...

Had already decided it wasn't worth seeing. Thanks for confirming my feeling about the process. Sorry you spent your money on a dud.

Kristy said...

Nice information to know since it is being hyped.

In the Pink said...

Bahaahaa! I vow not to see that movie. My man and I recently walked out on The Hobbit because it was a LOOONG and boring first hour and we couldn't bare the thought of watching it for another two hours just to have 10 minutes of a possibly good scene. I do not recommend it either....unless you love long tedious dull winded movies. Which I do not!

YeamieWaffles said...

Sorry to hear that you didn't enjoy this film Middle Child but I'm glad that you did go and watch it and then tell us about it because like Diva I was sorely tempted to go. It sounds like an absolute flop to me.

Ally said...

I watched this movie months ago and it was immediately forgettable. It sucked.

Jack Reacher on the other hand is one bad ass movie. If you're into that sorta thing. Which I am. :)

My name WAS Female, I shit you not! said...

Your review was TOO FUNNY! ;0)
(((hugs)))Pat

klahanie said...

Hey thanks for the warning. I was never a fan of 'Bark Pitt' anyway.

I shall insist that my human gets me a copy of "The Adventures of Lassie"

Arf! Arf!

Pawsitive wishes and doggy kisses, Penny the Jack Russell dog and modest internet superstar! xx

Marianna Annadanna said...

Oh no! I hate when I waste my time on a bad movie. I have a big list of movies to see lately, but I guess this won't be one of them then.

Gorilla Bananas said...

I like film reviews with a clear message and I can see you're not one to sit on the fence. What I want to know is why Brad Pitt agreed to star in such a shitty movie? Are you sure it doesn't have some kind of art house appeal?

AVY said...

Sounds terrible.

/Avy

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Just Be Real said...

Merry Christmas my dear...

A Plain Observer said...

this was really funny! I don't go to the movies often. I did go see the Hobbit because I don't know, my friend wanted. I was the only person bored to tears, if I had seen one more monster I'd have screamed.