Thursday, June 9, 2011

Why can't it all be open 24/7?

I want to go shopping. Why can't all the stores be open 24 hours a day? I am! Mom's with kids may not always be but I can say with all certainty that they are on call. Maybe I want to go bowling. (speaking of bowling, my mostly blind son bowled a 220! No....there weren't those bumper thingies in the gutters and no, he doesn't have a seeing eye dog that runs down the lane and wags his tail 'till the pins fall.) Are there some words that could be either one syllable or two depending? Like, um....Charles. At first glance one would think it is two syllables. But say it quickly and it could be one, right? Temp. dropped more than 30 degrees in one day. How cool is that? Cool, get it? Sometimes my mind is like a bumper car. Need to plant and weed but it's too wet and tomorrow will be even wetter. My one rose bush is blooming. It has apparently gone back to it's natural state. Usually Jackson-Perkins roses do not do that. Now they are like my lips, red, wild and all over the place. My clematis and day lilies are beginning to bloom. You know how they say opposites attract? For The Hunter and I, it's more like "We're in it to Win It!" Only we are opponents. I'll show him where to put the toilet paper, even if I have to shove it up there myself! If he puts stuff on my chair, then I will sit on it. I won't play the game, rather I won't let him know he just scored a point. This is getting to be fun! The marriage game, I mean. When a person is on their 3rd marriage, should that even be allowed if they still can't spell the word marriage correctly? Chocolate is good. Chocolate is good for you. Is chocolate better than sex? You already know my answer to that!! The Hunter + Hershey's Syrup = SCORE!!!!! I see I am coming frighteningly close to the gutter now so I will let you all go. I'm off to drive around and count how many places are open 24/7.

9 comments:

Oilfield Trash said...

If you find a place that serves boiled crawfish 24/7 please let me know.

Kicking Rocks said...

would you like to work 24/7?

didnt think so lol...i would kill myself working and nightshift at a baby store.

Shen said...

Lol to the chocolate.

I love flowers, too. My day lilies are about to bloom, lilacs are almost done. Love the summer...

Dazee Dreamer said...

hahaha. you crack me up.

I love day lilies. Ours are trying to show their little faces. But like you, our temps here are playing havoc with their little beating hearts.

Ms. A said...

I'd take 30 degrees cooler and chocolate.

Coffeypot said...

Make my day, go to the gutter.

My wife has a t-shirt that says, "Men, Coffee and Chocolate Can't Be To Rich."

Jack of Diamonds said...

lol coffeypot

Honey at 2805 said...

Funny!

LDH said...

Hello! Had a great time stopping by and perusing many of your posts! Fun getting to know you. We have been having similar weather. Crazy hot (99 degrees and the second heatwave already this year). It is cooler today but we still need rain.

Anyway, nice to meet you!
Kindly, Lorraine