Monday, June 13, 2011

Blunk Drogging

But I am getting some of my faculties back now. Still......Do you know why there is a watermelon swimming in our laundry tub in the basement? Me too. Um....why?
I thought The Hunter was cheating on Prego with Ragu. But then it turned back into Prego. He also got a carrot cake. Or was it celery cake? The tree guys were high. In the neighbor's trees that The Hunter paid to have trimmed but they aren't our trees. Is that legal? I need a shower but I need to wait awhile cuz since I was testing The Hunter's drinks for him,....to be sure they weren't poisoned, you know. But so I need to wait cuz I could still fall and hit my head on a bar of soap and that wouldn't be pretty cuz head wounds bleed like a son-of-a-bitch. Did I just say that out loud? Is that ok to say? I mean,.......what if someone is reading this and their mom really is a bitch and he is her son?
And you know what else? I don't have a camera but I think I will use The Hunter's and have one of the kids show me how to get the pictures out of the little box and into the big box. See. If we could just go back to writing letters....I could draw the pictures for you. But Noooooo. You all call it snail mail. Just remember......the Snail beat the Hare. Yeah. That's right. Oooo. someone moved my slipper and I have it halfway off my foot. That was kinda scary. But I do need to go downstairs and check to see if that loud sound was The Hunter having fallen. But I can wait a little while. Right Coffey?

7 comments:

The Minute Man's Wife said...

While you in this state of obvious enlightenment, I thought I should ask you something that has been troubling my worried mind. If you're trying to think of nothing isn't that really something??

Ms. A said...

I wouldn't have to test too many, to blunk drog. I'm a cheap drunk!

Kristy said...

You make me laugh. Reading your blog is a highlight of my day anymore. Your postivity and humor really can make a sad person smile. Thanks

Coffeypot said...

Wait till the smell get to be too much. Then check to see if you need an exterminator to get rid of all the insects. And have a drink for me while you are waiting.

R. Jacob said...

very, very funny!

Copyboy said...

Why am I hungry after reading this post?

Linda Medrano said...

I've told you before, Sweetness, use the almond scented cookies. They never know what hit them.