Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Geraldo Rivera

Yes folks. You are right! It is all a hoax. Bin Laden is alive and well. He has joined Elvis and Howard Hughes in a beautiful hideaway in the mountains regions of....OPPS! I am not allowed to divulge that information. They have all undergone Extreme Makeovers and are in the process of writing out their bucket list.
There will be a Fox News Special on Saturday, May 14th at 4PM. This program will be a live broadcast and is expected to run until at least 11PM. Geraldo Rivera says he has inside knowledge that the three men are directly behind the Great Wall of China and he plans to tunnel under the wall and expose them or at the very least, show proof of their existence. Tune in for all the excitement!

15 comments:

Lost.in.Idaho said...

Geraldo's still around?? I thought we took care of him, er, I thought he died of 'friendly fire' a while back...

Ms. A said...

AND, streaming video will be posted of all three, sitting around a campfire, toasting marshmallows and singing kumbaya. I can hardly wait.

Coffeypot said...

I won't be able to watch it...I just got in a new shipment of porn. I have my priorities ya know.

Jenner said...

At least someone had the nerve to say it!

bj said...

hahaaaahhhaaaa....sounds just about right..and it sure sounds like Geraldo.
What a hoot....:)))

Kristy said...

I had a nice laugh .

The Minute Man's Wife said...

I like this side of you! LOL!

All That Glitters said...

hilarious!

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John McElveen said...

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Hugs and Love and Laughter!

J

laurie @ bargain hunting said...

You gave me a great chuckle! Thanks! laurie

mcallen11202 said...

Whaaat? Shut your face! No way! And I thought it was a conspiracy....

I'm usually right too.

Geraldo is still alive? I had no idea.

Have a great weekend! =)

PeaceLoveandSharpies said...

He's with Dumbledore. JSYK...

Riot Kitty said...

And after that, there's a special on how the moon landing was faked...

Impulsive Addict said...

Ok...so mcallen was me. Apparently I was signed in under my other user name and I'm back stepping my mistake! Sorry!!!