Yes folks. You are right! It is all a hoax. Bin Laden is alive and well. He has joined Elvis and Howard Hughes in a beautiful hideaway in the mountains regions of....OPPS! I am not allowed to divulge that information. They have all undergone Extreme Makeovers and are in the process of writing out their bucket list.
There will be a Fox News Special on Saturday, May 14th at 4PM. This program will be a live broadcast and is expected to run until at least 11PM. Geraldo Rivera says he has inside knowledge that the three men are directly behind the Great Wall of China and he plans to tunnel under the wall and expose them or at the very least, show proof of their existence. Tune in for all the excitement!