Saturday, April 2, 2011

As I promised.....

I have reached 175 strange people who now follow me on my road to insanity. And so, I have a dilemma. I had promised to blog with one slipper off. But,...today I am wearing my Ugg boots. So, because I love you all so much, I have slipped off the boot. These are never worn with socks and so,...I have one bare foot! That's right. Not even a sock. And here's a bonus to help you with your visualization-My toenails are painted the loveliest shade of purple. I am getting The Hunter's cold. Damn! I haven't decided if I am going to be whiny or bitchy about this yet. We'll see. Not much else although I will say that knowing my DIL, there's a slim chance that she told my son to tell me he got his disability as an April Fool's joke. If so......I will kill her. I won't contact them now because they went away for the weekend for their anniversary. I don't think they've ever been able to get away before. And I have a question for you professionals-not your's Queen-I seem to having keyboard issues. When I type, often times the vowels don't show and I have to go back and insert them-no Coffey. I don't need your help inserting anything, thank you-. Does a keyboard wear out? It's not like I write novels or anything. In fact, I think I could safely say that I am in the bottom 2% as far as computer usage (keyboard.) Here's an example: As soon as I am done writing this, I will put my uggs back on-feet re cold- and read bogs. I never said I would read wthout my slippers on. Fine. Now you see that it isn't hppening now that I want to show you what's goin on. It's kind of like when you finally decide you are sick enough to go t the doctor and all of a sudden you are better. Just ignore this plea for help. Apparently it is just that I am too wek from this cold to hit the buttons forcefully enough. I suck. (Again Coffey-Knock it off!)

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10 comments:

Dazee Dreamer said...

Well your keyboard thing can be a few different things depending on what kind of keyboard it is. Are you using a laptop or desk top. This one is the important question, is your keyboard a wireless. (I have that one at work). when my keyboard starts "losing" letters, it usually means the battery needs to be replaced. Also a good can of compressed air to clean out all the keys of stuff that has been dropped in them is always good.

And that, my dear friend, is the end of my knowledge to computers. :)

Cheeseboy said...

Why didn't I think of such an easy stunt? And here I am dressing up like a homeless man for my followers.

Coffeypot said...

Keyboard issues are so simple. They are real cheap at Wal Mart and not worth the effort to try and fix one. But since you don't want me inserting anything or allowing you to suck stuff, you probably won't listen to me if I tell you to just go get a new one. And all of that is your loss.

Ms. A said...

Congratulations! I did notice you lost two vowels, at the end of your post. (o & e) I honestly think you are just not hitting them, straight on. I do the same thing. Good thing most of us read typonese, just fine!

Jenner said...

You really are a tease!! Barefoot and painted toenails! What, no photo? ;) I agree that your keyboard may need to be cleaned. Mine gets a lot of (gasp) pet hair inside it. Just buy another, they are so cheap to replace nowadays!

The Minute Man's Wife said...

I can never imagine having 175 followers! THAT'S AMAZING! Sorry about the cold - but I'm happy you decided to show a little skin!

On My Soapbox said...

You're typing with one bare foot? What, are you trying to get us all riled up or something? ;-)

Kelly said...

Barefoot typing? Are you trying to start a new radical fad that will sweep the nation and cause more uproar than another insipid Charlie Sheen Rant-a-thon about Tiger's Blood and Lightning Fingers of Death?

Gosh.

An no, I can't tell ya a darn thing about your keyboard problem. Weird stuff happens like that to me so I can relate. Take care!

Da Old Man said...

I lost hbn on my laptop, so my choices were hundreds to fix it, a new one, or a 15 buck seperate keyboard. Got the new keyboard. And can type all the hbn's I want.
:)

John McElveen said...

You're Ignored. I just applied for disability- Any words of wisdom???

I need to get some Uughs.

J