Sunday, March 6, 2011

What I'm willing to do for you

Not a big concern for me though I do appreciate comments. I have noticed that some bloggers say that if they get such-and-such number of followers, they will do some wild and crazy or naughty thing. To show my gratitude, I have decided to follow suit.

If I get 175 followers, I promise to *blush* blog with one of my slippers off. I know!! You guys never thought of me that way did you? Well get this ----

If I get up to 200 followers, I will blog with BOTH slippers off.

And if I get 500 followers (remove children from the room) I will blog with both slippers aaaand both socks off.

"Course I don't have a camera so I can't post it but you know I don't lie. I am as honest as the day is long. So,....you will have to use your imaginations but just close your eyes and envision it.

27 comments:

Dazee Dreamer said...

oh my. I can hardly wait. I'm blushing just thinking about it.

klahanie said...

And if I get to 200 'followers', by the way, I hate the usage of the word 'followers', I shall endeavour to attempt to write something other than my usual incoherent ramblings.
And thus, me wonders, what would you do if you had 1000 followers?
Have a peaceful week.

lvroftiques said...

No way!! Not even for 500 followers...I have my standards you trollop! *winks* LOL! Vanna

Jim said...

This sounds like the most erotic blogging I ever could imagine.

I must have a boring life.

Oilfield Trash said...

I post a "photo shopped" picture of myself for every 50 people I get. Some of them have been pretty funny and it lets me play around with editing pictures.

One of the blogs I follow did a stunt when he got to a certain where he ordered and picked up chinese takeout in a Barney the dinosaur costume. It was funny.

Coffeypot said...

I don't care about your tootsies, but if you unbutton the top three, I'll get my shotgun and round up 50 or 60 new followers.

Leontien said...

hahaha! that is just too funny!
Well let me know if i can do anyting to help!

Thanks
Leontien

middle child said...

Uh-oh. COFFEY, are you saying the top 3 are S'POSED to be buttoned?

Shen said...

haha

point taken :-)

R. Jacob said...

you have my undivided attention!

Kicking Rocks said...

start getting those slippers off ;)

THUNDERCAT832 said...

I think I might have some kind of freaky foot fetish because I really wanna make this happen! I'm putting you up on my featured bloggers section to see what I can do!!

Jenner said...

It's like playing strip poker with a nun!!!

Cinderita said...

don't do it! Don't DO IT!!!!!

rinns said...

you wear socks with slippers?
don't do that. D:

But I followed you anyway because I want you to take those socks off ;P

jewelrygirl said...

Hey, what do I get for being your first follower? LOL.

Keep up the fantastic writing. You are awesome.

Jenny

Just Be Real said...

Thank you for your encouraging comments to me.

~DokterKenny said...

Let's hope your friends and family don't find out about your secret naked pictures on the interwebs.

LaNeshe said...

LOL!!!!

In the Pink said...

Oh baby I hope you got a pedicure!

Frugal Vicki said...

okay, this just had me giggling. you are too stinking funny

Krissy said...

Oh. My. God! Do you think some of us could handle that?? Especially the boys! You know how silly they are. I got you to 170, btw. :) Thanks for following me, too! I don't have anywhere near your following yet, but I lurv followers.

TalkativeTaurus.com

McGillicutty said...

wow... barefoot blogging..I have been ordered here by Coffeepot the Pimp! and i'm your latest follower :)

Ms.Wasteland said...

Coffeypot sent me over. Nice to "meet" you!

Jimmy said...

I can see it now, 500 followers and you typing with your toes :)

On My Soapbox said...

Isn't barefoot blogging illegal in some states?

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