Monday, February 21, 2011

Oh Geez.

The blue is for the Bloggie Joe that is all about the blue as in blue crayons and blue lingerie. It's all in the past kinda, sorta. But now that you have forced me to respond to your comments, I feel I am stuck in the "Oooooo. You must post or you will die!!!" mode. So yeah, thanks for that. What do you want me to tell you about first. Yesterday I broke the shredder. (shredding up those hundred dollars bills, you know.) I am clever though. It somehow worked in reverse (I sense a ghostly presence here.) Anyway, I thought I could just turn the top motor floppy thingie upside down, run it in reverse and that would drop the shreds into the basket. Brilliant, right? Say, did I tell you I am saving the shredded hundreds to use as confetti at my next wedding? I did tell The Hunter about it and oddly enough, I was crying about it and calling myself stupid and he said not to worry, we could just get another one but I remembered we had tried 2 or 3 different shredders and had to return them all. This one had been with us a long time, almost one of the family. "Ok middlechild, rock that depression. Feel like you're coming out of it? Well, just dump the whole (full) travel mug of coffee down the front of your coat. If that doesn't get you saying 'Loser!' I don't know what will. " Silver lining? My cigs didn't even get wet. Whew!
BTW - I am noticing that this blog is masquerading as a drunken blog. I can assure you that it is not. I am "stone cold sober as a matter of fact.".
Just wanted to let you all know that I wasn't fishing for compliments on my blog change, but thank-you anyway. Kisses and peace in the valley and don't slip on the invisible ice.

14 comments:

Oilfield Trash said...

I didn't think it was a drunken blog, maybe a couple of pints but not full blown drunken.

The Queen said...

It doesn't even come close to a drunk blog.. keep trying dear.. we love you..

raydenzel1 said...

I agree, we love you!

Full-On-Forward said...

Let's INVENT a Shredder Shredder!!

MILLIONS!!!!

J

Jimmy said...

Drunken Blog?, nope I think I would keep the name you have now :) sorry running behind here but I do like it, the blog not running behind.

Unknown said...

HA! i didn't think it was a drunken blog either, although i am sure i would enjoy one. ;)
and you should go beat that shredder with a hammer for causing you trouble.

Just Plain Tired said...

Nothing wrong with a drunken blog, as long as you don't get behind the wheel of the blog and drive it. ;)

KittyCat said...

What the hell!!! I have a shredder that did the very same damn thing. will run back wards. WTF, good does that do me.

Love the new blog. whatever makes you happy. go with that.

Bossy Betty said...

Posts like this are the ones that make sense to me.

THUNDERCAT said...

Awww don't think there something wrong with drunken blogging...If you look close at mine I DO THAT ALL THE TIME!!! Your blog rocks regardless! (by the way, my secret favorite color is blue...it keeps me calm for some weird reason)

Oh, and the shredder thing... I had one and loved it to death, but my crazy ass shredded a bunch of useless crap and put it on my bed and rolled around in it (pretending it was money) and wound up with a crap load of paper cuts in the weirdest places o.O

Joe Cap said...

I know you are talking about me, because I am the one who loves blue! So you see, I have been telling everyone that even though I have not been commenting much, or even posting anything, I am still FOLLOWING and reading all you lovely people!
And your wacky adventures are not un-noticed my me...I could never forget all my blog friends!

On My Soapbox said...

Don't worry about the shredder. So many things these days are made like crap and just don't last very long. Be thankful it's shredders you have trouble with. I tend to have problems with more expensive things, like garbage disposals and vacuum cleaners. :-(

Olive said...

All devices electronic, shredders, wireless printers and such annoy me greatly. I appreciate the subtle name change.

Anonymous said...

Cute post silly girl!! Don't beat yourself up about the shredder thingy. Just feed it some of your manic depression and that should set things right!!

BTW I tagged you in my last blog!

Hikari