The devil made me do it!

First of all, no more bitching about Hunter.  We had a real good talk and he feels it is satan getting to me.  Oh, and also my therapy.  So yeah.  Now I have a reason.
Second.  I have this desktop computer and a new laptop and a digital camera.  I will no longer ask for help nor will I in any way declare my ignorance.  It's not me.  It's the devil.  Everything is great!  In fact, I am now writing code!  What?  Oh.  The blanks and comment problems and stuff and blinking lights?  Yup.  Right again.  satan.  As for the camera?  I understand it completely but won't be posting any pictures because I don't have time.  You see.....I now take photographs for 3 major magazines.  Yeah, there's a copyright issue.  And just in case none of the above is true......it's not my fault.  Pitch fork.  horns.  red and evil looking.  That's right.....it's  Hunter  SATAN!