Bend and Stretch.

To all who asked, I do NOT have any extra muscles or joints for sale. Oh puleese! I mean joints like knees and hips. My knees are stupid and my neck and back,..oh just give me a walker and a rocking chair now. The Hunter has two artificial hips and has had back and knee surgery. So yeah,...Boom-Boom involves alot of screaming now and not the good kind either. I could use an artificial brain. One that hasn't been hearing an owl hooting all day no matter where I am. One that doesn't cause this weird arms shaking thing or the WTF - why did I almost fall over stuff. One that doesn't dream every night about one of the husbands cheating on me. Really? Wouldn't you think that just once I could be the one cheating in my dream? We're "shopping" for a new church. (Wish I had a coupon for THAT!) I really enjoyed the one we went to this morning. Couldn't understand a word the pastor was saying but they were friendly. Then we watched the Bears Game. Yippee! Win! I pretty much slept through making dinner. Turkey breast, dressing (stuffing) and the usual. I got so hot (no, not excited) but I had to step out and have a cig to cool off. ----(yeah Coffey, that was me out there with no coat on in 19 degree temps.)-----By the time I finished cleaning up after dinner, I seemed to wake up some. Tomorrow I go to get my permanent crown put on. ROYALS - I am not talking about the beer tab crown so don't get your panties in a bunch - and yes I know that most of you don't wear any. Don't send the flying monkeys, I may be a little cranky but I am still your loyal subject.

Sorry guys. That was just a little business I had to take care of. Speaking of me - we were, were we not? I do love to sleep. I am so good at it. I should have my own reality show, like for insomniacs to watch. I sleep, smoke and drink coffee, take pills eat, smoke and drink coffee. Repeat. Then I sleep. I know right? "Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?"