How generous is he?

So, I wanted to tell you how nice my man is in real life. He just told me that if I detail his truck, he'll give me $100 and if I detail mine, he'll give me another $100. Wow! It's kind of like being a kid again and getting allowance and money if I do extra chores. Actually, he makes me ask for money too. So,...$200. Am I lucky or what? Sorry but all I can say is WTF!!!!!! He is actually serious. Think I should probably start charging him for all the special favors I do for him. What da ya say,.....$50 a pop? More? I do know some pretty cool tricks and I am kinda bendy.
Maybe he is trying to get me dead. It's like in the 90's and humid as hell. And maybe I'll just accidentally hide a small bit of fish meat somewhere in the vehicle at a later date. Ooooo, I just know there's a bitch somewhere deep inside me.

We just got some rain, tho not enough. He's starting the grill. Gonna grill pork-something. I do the salad and L.O. potatoes. It's all good. I see my therapist tomorrow. I like it just for the fact that it gets me out of the house and away from the ,....what, heaviness? Oppression?
Not really fair cuz our marriage isn't that bad. Sometimes I just have to work too hard at it and call me naive but I think love should be easy and as natural as breathing.