Blunk Drogging.

Not my fault!  See.  I was gonna make that tetrazzini and that lasagna again but......opps, guess we're going to the VFW for rib eye.  Know what?  I am not taking that meat out of the freezer until 5 minutes before Chuck says where's dinner.  I mean it! 

Tomorrow we meet with his son and wife and grandkids from Orlando.  So we are gonna see a movie?  Yeah, there's lots of interaction there, right?  I would have italicized that but I am too....ya know I only had 4 7 7's but Chuck says I had 7 but I didn't but if I did it would be like 7 7 7's. Say, wouldn't I win like $50,000 if that came up on a slot machine?   Kinda funny.  Get it?  I have to stay awake till this alcohol leaves myself or I might get sick.  Lucky for you I won't keep writing here.  I will go Opps.  Forgot what the rest of this sentence was sposed to be.  But anyway, Shellie and Mike got married in Vegas today.  She used to be a stripper and he used to be a millionaire till the law caught up with him.  I am happy for them.  They have 5 dogs.  I want 3 of them.  Hang on.  I want to insert a random picture here ok?  Well somehow it threw itself up there but who am I to criticize?  That sure as hell isn't spelled right.  Cna't find the spell check button or what ever so deal with it.  Look closely.  Is there mountains in that picture?  If so, it's probably my grandson in vegas.  Or not.  I don't think it's the Cubs.  Who knows.  I said random didn't I?  Well then quit cher bitchin.  I asked Chuck who is sleeping at the kitchen table while he is roasting bones in the oven for Maggie if I could take advil and he said yes.  He asked me to get one of the butter braids out of the freezer and he would make it tomorrow.  So I did.  I promised to obey, right?  Whateves.  I told you about going to the movies with the son and family, right?swdewfrgt;'t55555556 nnnnnn.  Maggie wrote that.  Truth.  She's and awesome little shit.  Hell, she's biting at my clothes right now!  Been awhile since a guy's done that to me.  But no, I am not weird and icky. 
Is it time for like a new paragraph?  Well.  Tjhis is a new one even though I didn't indent or skip a line or whatever a real person would do.  It's not like anyone can grade me.  Go ahead.  Try.  I will just ignore you.  I heard they might not teach cursive in schools anymore.  It's becoming obsolete?  Is that a word?  I know I am getting old.  I guess it's like our grandparents thinking we were so wild and stuff with all the gyrating/dancing, jeans and all.  But seriously.....Pluto is no longer a planet?  Can they just do that?  Telling Maggie to lay down and snapping my fingers but they won't snap.  WTF!
Sorry I was gone there for a minute.  Maggie wanted me to hold her in my lap.  She is now 7 months old. yup.  that's how big my lap is.  shut up!  at least I have a lap!!!!  Hey, there was a time I didn't.  I would try to cross my legs and they'd go....."your shittin' me, right?"  So....we good here?  Good.